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As promised, ladies, your BeerThirty Beefcakes!

We have decided you have all worked hard enough this week. Take a few minutes to enjoy select samples of photos sent in by our wonderful ladies. Happy Beer Thirty!


   Jester Kings' Brewery and Stanley's Farmhouse Pizza are two of the best kept secrets in the Texas Hill country. Today, we were invited to come out and enjoy some of their brew, pizza, and hospitality.

   Located in the Hill Country, west of Austin, TX, these establishments are far from the public eye, but not from the heart of people looking for a great place to relax and enjoy the day. At the time we left, there were well over 300 people eating, touring, and drinking.



Happy Friday biatches! Enjoy a collection of selfies we have received over the last month. If you would like to send in your selfie, either click here or send your photos via email to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.!


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Thirsty Planet Brewing Review

I had the wonderful opportunity to get an inside look at one of the up and coming breweries, Tasty Planet Brewing. They are the makers of some truly fantastic traditional IPA brews such as Bucket Head IPA, Thirsty Goat Amber, and Yellow Armadillo Wheat.



Beer Study - WTFDMBGP


We here at BeerThirty have been running into an apparent age-old phenomenon recently, and we wanted to take the time to bend our significant scientific minds toward the task of getting to the root cause.

Q: What is this heinous issue we are speaking about?

A: Looking down into your beer glass, can, or bottle and finding that it is amazing empty, or the “WTFDMBGP (Where the fuck did my Beer go phenomenon)”


We have come up with several possible explanations, and will run them down for you here.


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