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   Jester Kings' Brewery and Stanley's Farmhouse Pizza are two of the best kept secrets in the Texas Hill country. Today, we were invited to come out and enjoy some of their brew, pizza, and hospitality.

   Located in the Hill Country, west of Austin, TX, these establishments are far from the public eye, but not from the heart of people looking for a great place to relax and enjoy the day. At the time we left, there were well over 300 people eating, touring, and drinking.

Life is too short to not enjoy yourself. Beer=True, Pants=False!

 Time for some work on our branding, and we would like your help!



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Party Naked!

Life is too short to not enjoy yourself. Beer=True, Pants=False!


Yum, Beer Shampoo

Pour another—for your hair. Turns out that pumpkin ale could be exactly what it needs to look healthy and shiny. No joke: Beer hair isn't just what happens when some drunk guy spills his Guinness on you, or when you accidentally dip your locks into your drink. On the contrary, beer shampoo is trendy—intoxicatingly so, some might say—and it's landing everywhere from high-tier salons to your neighbor's shower.

"People put beer in lamb, in bread, in pastries," says Francky L'Official, a celebrity hairstylist who works with clients like Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Mena Suvari, and Vanessa Minnillo. "Why not use it for your hair, too? It gives it body and makes it shiny and bouncy."


Defintion of Beer Thirty

The definition of Beer Thirty as per Urban Dictionary:


Great Bar Bet

A great bar bet!


For the Ladies - BeerThirty Beefcakes

As promised, ladies, your BeerThirty Beefcakes!


Random BeerThirty Wench

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