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When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class b...
egan, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

 Time for some work on our branding, and we would like your help!

Well, the title says it all, "Save the Boobies!". Since we LOVE boobies, we feel they should be saved, unlike those damn polar bears.

Had a great time last night with our great friends at the tailgate party yesterday. Enjoy the view! Click the link for the full gallery.


   Jester Kings' Brewery and Stanley's Farmhouse Pizza are two of the best kept secrets in the Texas Hill country. Today, we were invited to come out and enjoy some of their brew, pizza, and hospitality.

   Located in the Hill Country, west of Austin, TX, these establishments are far from the public eye, but not from the heart of people looking for a great place to relax and enjoy the day. At the time we left, there were well over 300 people eating, touring, and drinking.



Happy Friday biatches! Enjoy a collection of selfies we have received over the last month. If you would like to send in your selfie, either click here or send your photos via email to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.!


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Great Bar Bet

A great bar bet!


Time for the weekend bitches!

This Bud's for you!

Don't even know how to caption this one!


Beer Troubleshooting

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.


99 of the World's Greatest Asses


Not at all beer related, but here is it for you! 99 of the greatest asses, compiled for you! Enjoy!


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